Prep

If you're close to me, you know I have a colonoscopy tomorrow. If you know about colonoscopies, then you know today is Prep Day. Yippee fucking skippy….I've only done the Dulcolax and it's already an issue. Does this meaning I might be able to skip the second bottle of bowel poison? Oh I hope sooooooooooo. Fuck.

I'd stay and try to create an image but it's already hard to focus too much attention. Fuckity fuck fuck. 'Like being forced on a roller coaster; I know I'm gonna hate it before and feel like a champion after. It's the whining in the middle that'll be the hardest.

Sure wish I was with a really Good Sport instead of a potentially snarky…other person. Pray for me!